It Was a Busty Kind of Day

Well Dollyood turned out to be kind of a bust - it is probably one of the most bizarre places we have ever been. The Nun and I took a hike in the morning and after climbing up the Smokey's we had a feeling it could only go down hill from there.  First off - we couldn't even find the place - all we saw were dentally challenged people lining the highway sitting in chairs looking at the street.  At first we thought they all recognized us from the blog!  After turning around and heading towards Atlanta for our Bra Fittings, I was banished to the back seat for being too "involved" in the safety rules of the road.  I mean aren't we supposed to be cautious?  Thank goodness I had bought myself a very cool Cowboy Hat to sulk in.  And everyone knows how hat challenged I am.

Well the Nun decided she wanted Chicken - not just any chicken - POPEYE'S Chicken.  23 miles and 40 minutes out of our way there it was.  The Sodium Capital of the World.  Well - Mollie and I have no problem with Fried Chicken - but spicy fries and a biscuit?  No Diet Soda or water in the place!  The Nun was Happy though.  So off we went to our very special appointments with THE GURUS of Bras - Oprah's Bra Specialist no less all jacked up on sodium.  We looked like the Michelin Men when we got there.  $$$$ bucks later we walked out with the most fabulous amazing and expensive bras in the world.  However - when we were told our sizes we weren't sure they even made bra's that large.  It has to be the sodium right?

Then we had to go to The Sunglass Hut - our budgets are now blown on Bras and Sunglasses.  The Nun and her gorgeous daughter - who we met up with in Atlanta vetoed every pair I wanted - I thought Retro was in!! I did walk away with the coolest pair in the store - I think I have one more modestly cool year left in me - and now with my new hat and bra??  Who knows what will happen!  Pictures tomorrow of all 3 of us - all brand new and shiny.  We had a fabulous and yummy dinner at Kristen and Jim's house - thank God I found vodka tonight.  Tomorrow is Graceland and NO Sodium!  I've been told that I might be able to drive if I don't snore tonight.