Scampi Takes The Wheel and The Nun Starts Praying!

 Whose cup is whose?

The Rainbow at the end of the day and below is the sad picture of what we all look like at 4am without coffee!

Even though Mollie decided it would be a good idea to start packing at 4am we still got an early enough start at 4:40.  We were on 81 Forever!  Apparently The Nun's bladder is very small.  Scampi took the Wheel after A Cracker Barrel Lunch and brought us into Pigeon Fordge, TN about 5 pm - ignoring The Nun's complaining about bathroom breaks!  There was lots of gasping and grabbing at the door - she doesn't appreciate the fine art of changing lanes and planning ahead.  We got here too late for zip lining - but just in time for cocktails by the pool and a rainbow over the Smokey Mountains.  I liked my story about the Smokey's being smokey because of the moonshine - but they are really SMOKEY!!  This is a really pretty place, but so odd seeing all these neon signs everywhere!!  Had the BESt wings and Beer at The Blue Moose - The Nun is confident we won't get scurvy now on the trip because of all The Blue Moons we drank with Fresh Orange Slices.  Phew!  That was a big concern...  Tons of hilarity today over trying to video the Elusive Bush Cows on 81 - and don't even get us started on the Wide Load Escort Vehicles!  Do little kids dream of growing up to be an Oversized Escort Vehicle?  Just an interesting question.  We have the videos and are trying to freakin figure out Scampi's new Flip video!  Tomorrow its all Dollywood all the time until our very important Bra fittings in Atlanta at 4:30.  It is said to be life changing.  Scampi is hoping that it is!